RED WOJAK ($RED)
The meme coin born from the ashes of a red-candle hellhole
"This is for you, the degen who's watched your portfolio bleed out, your sanity fray, and your dreams turn to ash, yet you're still here, ready to bet it all."
Not set yet$RED MEME ARSENAL
THE $RED MANIFESTO†
"I'm the lone madman behind $RED – no team, no sleep, just me, a degen who's had enough. I've lost too much to this market – money, hope, my damn mind – but I'm not tapping out."
THE PAIN
$RED is me, it's you, it's every sleepless night and every "one more trade" prayer. This red market broke us – now we break it back. We're not just riding this red wave – we're surfing it, spitting in its face, and pumping $RED 'til the moon or the gutter.
THE PLAN
- 01.Fair Launch - Zero insider advantages. No snipers, no bundles, no BS – just a fair shot for every degen to ape in.
- 02.$1M Milestone - When we hit $1M market cap, development begins on whatever the community demands.
- 03.MOON - $RED isn't just a coin; it's our revenge, our redemption, our rocket to the top.
THE PROMISE
No snipers, no scams, just a raw, fair launch for every degen to ape in and go ballistic. We're the loudest in the room – period. Pump.fun's our playground, and $RED's red-hot rage is the hype train to #1. I built it. You pump it. We win it.
THE CALL TO ARMS
$RED: I built it. You pump it. We win it. LET'S FUCKING GO!